Softball Facts
Gordie did not invent softball, but he is killing the major division...
Harold Nichols made the best bats and not Ray Demarini
Dave Steffen was the best rent car driver, although Mark Herlimeyer was close, until Woddy Bell took the keys away
Mike Bolen was probably the most disciplined hitter, although Curtis Williams was close
Craig Elliot is the greatest hitter of all time, although Rusty Bumgardner is close
Britt Hightower is the greatest all around player, although Todd Joerling is close
Paul Drilling is the greatest pitcher of all time, although his mentor Buddy Slater is close
Mike Macenko was the greatest homerun hitter ever, although Craig Elliot was close
1990 Steele's Silver Bullets is the greatest team, although Symthe Sox are close
Jim Fuller could hit anything out of the park, although Jim Fuller could hit anything out of the park
Greg Schulte hit the longest homeruns, although Jeff Hall is close
Larry Frediu was the best base runner, although he cheated by sharpening his toe nails
Dave Neele is the best manager and Sterlin Ibrom is the worst manager
Danny Williams is a team's greatest asset because when he walked on the field the other team was beat
Charles Wright, enough said
Dirk Androff; his homeruns and his legacy will live forever.....
Rick Wheeler was the greatest competitor, although Ernie Montgomery is close
Billy Blake was the best clutch hitter, although Jeff Wallace is close
Carl Rose is overrated, although he is credited with influencing everyone in softball to wear game pants to their ankles
Mike Macenko was the best teammate, although Darryl Beeler is close
Woddy and Pat Bell and Frank Lateano were the best sponsors, although Steve McCloud was close
Danny Williams did not get Paul back because Paul was the only player
in softball with balls enough to stand up to Danny, no pun intended
Jeff Hall is a great hitter and so is Bret Helmer, but the two of them on the same infield; WOW
George Sampson hit the furthest homerun.....for an out, the homeruns were gone
Dave Neal has coached more games than most all other coaches combined
Freddie Trice could flat mash; once hit a light at the Cajun and turned the light around
Mike Ambers has now played in 5 decades and still killing it...
Scott Virkus could run, but that was it
Jeff Hall holds record for most TDs scored in one game, in one hotel hallway; the hotel manager has the game under protest